qualinfincations (kwal en fin cay' shunz) - qualifications (episode 441005)
quantity (kwan' uh tee) - quality (episode 440326)
quaranteed (kwar un teed') - quarantine (episode 430825) (Cedric says this, Abner actually corrected him and gave him the proper word same episode.)
quipment (kwip' mint) - equipment (episode 380228)
quittin (kwit' un) - a divorce (episode 350130)