cafenteria (caf un teer' ee uh) - cafeteria [see also cafeteers and caferia] (episode 440926)
caferia (caf uh ree' uh) - cafeteria [see also cafeteers and cafeneria] (episode 350429)
cafeteers (caf uh teerz') - cafeteria [see also cafenteria and caferia] (episode 350423)
Californy - California (episode 441025)
camry (cam' ree) - camera (episode 440629)
Canady (can a dee') - Canada (episode 440203)
canyon (can' yun) - cannon (episode 450219)
Captain Admiral - Admiral (episode 441005)
carbing (car' bing) - carbon (episode 350507)
carbon boxide (by ox ide') - carbon monoxide (episode 350816)
cargoes (car goes') - cargo (episode 441005)
cart blanch (cart' blanch') - carte blanche (episode 440802)
cartoons (car toonz') - cartons (numerous episodes)
cash captals (cash' cap' tulz) cash (episode 440705)
castle (cast' ul) - castle (episode 440327)
catched (ketch' duh) caught (episode 350902)
catriges (kat ridge ez') - cartidges (episode 380328)
cattylog (kat ee' log) - catalog (episode 350521)
cavyar (kav' yar) - cavier (episode 350722)
central (sen' trul) - telephone operator (episode 350401)
cigar (cee' gar) - cigar (numerous episodes)
celeebreety (see lee' bree tee) - celebrity (episode 440912)
cetched (ketchst') - caught (episode 440105)
cattygory (kat' ee gor ee) - category/categories (numerous episodes)
cattylog (kat ee' log) - catalouge (episode 350507)
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celebrate (sell' uh brate) - celebration (episode 440517)
celery (sell' ree) - salary (Abner said it, Lum corrected him) (episode 440612)
cellybratin (sell ee brate' un) - celebrating (episode 350104)
certifikate (ser tif i kate') - certificate (episode 431028)
chauff (showf') - chauffer (episode 350807)
Charlie Atlas - Charles Atlas (episode 440125)
Charlie Chaplins - Charlie Chaplin (numerous episodes)
checkeredun - (chek urd un') checkered (is actually 'checkered one' but when said, sounds like one word (episode 450328)
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cheer (cheer') - here (numerous episodes)
chemist (chem ist') - chemist (episode 440704)
Chanky Shek - Chiang Kai-shek (episode 440131)
chaparone (chap' uh rone) - chaperone (episode 440710)
checkin (chek' un) - check (as in "Go to the doctor for a checkin up") (episode 441003)
chillerns (chill' ernz) - belonging to children (children's) (numerous episodes)
chimley (chim lee') - chimney (episode 441031)
chinfest (chin' fest) - talking (episode 440501)
Chiny (chie' nee) - China (episode 440313)
chloryform (chlory' form) - chloroform (episide 430705)
chocolates (chok' lutz) - chocolate (episode 441202)
choeffer (choe' fur) - chauffer (episode 440619)
chopped-up suey (chop' duh up' soo' ee) - chop suey (episode 431118)
civilavilian (siv' ul a vill yun) - civilian (episode 430826)
civils (siv' ulz) - civil (episode 440612)
civver (kiv' er) - cover (numerous episodes)
clammin (klam' in) - climbing (episode 450412)
classyfied (claz ee' fide) - classified (numerous episodes)
clientel (cly un tel) - client (episode 421214)
clinch (clinch') - wrestle (episode 440803)
clowst (klowst') - close (episode 440615)
clubhouse (klub 'hows) - building for storing golf clubs (episode 350729)
clumb (klum') - climbed (episode 440911)
clusive (klew' siv) - exclusive (episode 350729)
cobwebby (cob' web ee) - full of cobwebs (episode 440203)
coelaborate (coe ee lab' oe rate) - collaborate (episode 430707)
collaterals (coe lat' ur ulz) - collateral (episode 440305)
collyums (coll' yums) - columns (numerous episodes)
colognee (co log' nee) - cologne (numerous episodes)
colorblinded (cull er' blind' dud) - colorblind (episode 440312)
Colyraddy (coll ee rad ee') - Colorado (episode 350507)
comes (cumz') - come (episode 441030)
comfort (cum' furt) - comfortable (numerous episodes)
comicals (com ik ulz) - comical (episode 440621)
commissions (coe mish' unz) - commission (episode 350808)
compeetiturs (com peet' it urz) - competitors (episode 431117)
competitions (com peh tish' unz) - competition [see compytishins] (episode 440201)
complete (com plete') - completely (numerous episodes)
complincate (com plin' kate) - complicate (numerous episodes)
compytishuns (comp ee tish' unz) - competition [see competitions] (episode 441106)
concushion (con koosh' un) - concussion (episode 440913)
confidentials (con fee' dent chulz) - confidential (episode 440105)
congregate (con' gruh gate) - conjugate (break down words, English) (episode 440313)
conseequences (con' see quens ez) - consequences (numerous episodes)
constistitution (con stee stee tue shun') - constitution (episode 450129)
consultrate (con' sul trate) - concentrate (numerous episodes)
consultration (con sul tray' shun) - consultation (episode 450314)
consultration camp (con sul tray' shun camp') - concentration camp (numerous episodes)
consumed (con soom duh') - presumed (episode 350107)
contaminatin (cun tam' in ate un) - confiscating (episode 350925)
contemptin (kun tempt un') - contempt (as in contempt of court) (episode 350621)
contract bridge - contact bridge (card game) (episode 350729)
contractaning (con tract' tun ing) - contracting (episode 440612)
cooperation (koop' er ay shun) - cooperation (see also the word below) (episode 441012)
cooperations (coe op ur ay' shunz) - cooperation (see also the word above) (episode 440508)
Coporal-Major - a made-up Naval rank (episode 440210)
corpse (corps') - corps (as in Marine Corps) (episode 440810)
corresponding (corr ez spon' ding) - correspondence (episode 440612)
corset (cor' set) - corsage (episode 450321)
cote (cote') - coat [spelled by Abner] (episode 440502)
countryfied (cun' tree fide) - a hillbilly (episode 440830)
countyfit (cown' tee fit) - counterfeit (episode 440620)
countyfiters (cown' tee fit urz) - counterfeiters (episode 440620)
couraged (curr uj duh') - encouraged (episode 450118)
coward (kie' erd) - coward (episode 440802)
Crayolies (cray oh' leez) - Crayons (episode 441004)
criminals (crim ee' nulz) - criminal (numerous episodes)
crisscross puzzle - crossword puzzle (episode 450412)
crissysanthamums - (criz ee san' thuh mums) - chrysanthemums (episode 459319)
crickets - (krik' utz) critics (episode 380228)
cross-zamin (cross' zam' un) - cross examine (a witness in court) (episode 430819)
Cuby (que' bee) - Cuba (episode 430609)
culiar (kewl' yur) - peculiar (numerous episodes)
culiarist (kewl' yur est) - most peculiar (episode 440703)
Cupids (kew pidz') - Cupid (episode 350123)
curosty (kyour os' tee) - curiousity (numerous episodes)
cuses (que' suz) - accusations (episode 350410)
cuezin (que' zun) - accusing (episode 350409)
cycloon (si' cloon) - (never stated but...) a cross between a typhoon and a cyclone (episode 430601)